UNDER CONSTRUCTION
SHAKEDOWN STREET (DESCRIPTIVE) · EST. 1998
HEMP NECKLACES
tied between sets · guestbook in the ammo box · MIDI optional
Handmade on tour. Tied between sets. Priced like a $1 pile, shipped like a 56k handshake. No trademarked dancing anything — just beads, sunflower energy, and leftover auction cash.
best with SoundBlaster · optional
HOUSE MODEL · ROB · TIE-DYE · SUNFLOWER · NO IMPACT TEXT
LOT MAP · pick a blanket
You are browsing Blanket A. VW bus parks behind F when the encore ends.
[gates]....[A sunflower][B nachos][C tapes]
[D $1 pile][E IR shade][F rail]
(VW bus)
| Ware | $ | |
|---|---|---|
| Classic hemp choker as seen on the default pic | $4 | |
| Peace-bead extra lot only · descriptive ☮ | $6 | |
| WR2 brown priced like Sutton · still $1 | $1 | |
| Tour-only extra long thirteen beads · leftover $17 | $17 | |
| Chase-money rush ship VW bus · maybe never | $72 | |
| Taylor-round anklet nice round $69 energy, $6 beads | $6 | |
| Allen ceiling braid 4-pt pass · will not lock a bowl | $8 | |
| Lot-rail friendship save me a spot · two-pack | $2 |
CART: $4 · still cheaper than Sutton?
SHIPPING · do not call the operator
| Standard | VW bus · ETA whenever the band gets out |
|---|---|
| Rush | $72 · same as Chase · still late |
| Lot nachos | Not included. Ask Greco. |
| Tape trade | YEM for leftover $17, no questions |
TOUR DATES (FAKE)
| Lot Night '98 | Shakedown (descriptive) · beads + nachos |
|---|---|
| Auction Eve | $1 yard · WR2 brown dump |
| Sunday blotter | VW bus · late as Chase money |
| Encore | rail · friendship two-pack |
SETLIST ON THE BOOMBOX
- 1. Sample in a Jar (value pick)
- 2. Chalk Dust Torture (waiver wire)
- 3. YEM (22:00 · leftover $17 cannot skip)
- 4. Tweezer → leftover cash → Tweezer Reprise
- 5. Franklin's Tower (roll away the $1 pile)
WILL TRADE
| YEM 22-min AUD | wants leftover $17 or nachos |
|---|---|
| WR2 brown extra | wants Sutton explanation (none exists) |
| Lot grilled cheese | wants ride to the $1 yard |
FROM THE BLANKET
“Handmade on tour, cheaper than a $1 WR2, later than rush ship.”— house model, between sets
LOT FAQ
Is this real hemp for sale?
No. Fake lot vendor. No shipping, no plants, no card charge. Beads are a joke about tour-kid storefronts and a $1 pile.
Why is rush shipping $72?
Same as Chase. The VW bus is still late. Standard is 'whenever Phish gets out.'
Do you take leftover $17?
That's the extra-long. Thirteen beads. One for every leftover roster hole.
Dancing bears?
Descriptive critters only. No trademarked marks. A bear (not a logo) may tape the set.
AMMO-BOX GUESTBOOK
Sign in Sharpie. Peace optional. Auction trauma welcome.
- PhishNet99
Traded a YEM tape for WR2 brown. Still cheaper than Sutton. ☮
- ChipCount
Almost dropped Chase money on rush ship. The $1 pile talked me down.
- Webmaster
Save-a-spot form filed. Flex still on IR. Beads still handmade.
Fake lot vendor. No real hemp, no real shipping. Roast of auction budgets and tour-kid storefronts only. Not a trademarked dancing anything.