Greco Surcharge Delivery

EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH · FOREVER Delivery driver Rob with a pizza box — Greco costume shot from the Rob refs

Driver Rob · royal blue · yellow box. The pizza is $12. The rest is how $183 of $200 left the building.

DELIVERY TRACKER

TICKET OPEN · driver Rob pulled a royal-blue polo from the hamper

Auction night	Open until $183 is gone
Sunday blotter	Garlic dip + IR updates
Leftover $17	Thirteen guys split a slice
After YEM	Lot nachos window · $1 like Sutton


  [A Byward]--bridge--[B $1 YARD]
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  [C lot nachos]----[D IR bank]
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  [E RobsSpace comments]

A · Byward	22 min · Bridge surcharge stacks
B · $1 yard	when the pile opens · Thirteen stops, one slice
C · Shakedown (descriptive)	after YEM · Nachos window
D · IR bank	on hold · Pacheco is not receiving
E · RobsSpace	2006 · Leave it on the comments

“I only wanted a large. I left with Chase money on the receipt.”— A. Nominee, QSLS

“The leftover $17 slice fed thirteen. The garlic dip did not.”— Bench committee

Is the pizza $12 or $183?

The pie is $12. Chase $72 + Taylor $69 + Allen $42 is how the auction felt. Check the stud boxes if you want the full night on one ticket.

Do you take leftover $17?

Yes. That buys the thirteen-way slice. Garlic dip is extra. WR2 handling is $1, like Sutton.

Can I reverse a nomination at the door?

No. The operator on 1-900 already said goodbye costs 99¢. We just deliver.

Is this a real Greco?

Parody storefront. No card charge. Roast of QSLS auction math, not a restaurant, not a face.

Sign if the surcharge found you

LeagueMate99 Sun 11:02 PM
Driver asked if I wanted WR2 handling. I said Sutton. He nodded like that was a topping.
ChipCount Sun 11:14 PM
Paid the ceiling locker. Allen $42 in a 4-pt pass league. The pizza was not the expensive part.
LotKid Mon 12:41 AM
Nachos window after YEM is realer than the flex. ☮ save me a rail spot.

Unofficial parody of a late-night Greco run. No real pizza, no real card charge. Roast of the $183 / $17 split only.