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WEEK 6 LIVE ··· LEADING 128.20–74.94 ··· 11TH · 1-4 ··· CHASE ON BYE ··· PITTS 20.50 ··· TUCKER 24.20 ··· COUSINS 19.52 SAT ··· THE $1s ARE THE OFFENSE ···

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THE CRIME

Big Mac Sauce offseason fishing trip: Rob holds a tiny fish while Chase, Taylor, and $42 Josh Allen look distressed. Sutton is labeled WR2. Rodriguez Jr is in the net. Pacheco sits on IR.

$183 on three studs. Walker finished 32.60. The $1 WR2 finished 2.10. Last place. Copy a chirp.

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Slot	Player	Paid
QB	Josh Allen (BUF)	$42
WR	Ja’Marr Chase (CIN)	$72
WR	Courtland Sutton (DEN)	$1
RB	Jonathan Taylor (IND)	$69
RB	Chris Rodriguez Jr. (JAX)	$1
TE	George Kittle (SF)	$5
FLEX	Kyle Pitts Sr. (ATL)	$1
FLEX	Tre Tucker (LV)	$1
K	Jason Myers (SEA)	$1
DEF	Cowboys	$1
BN	Isiah Pacheco (DET, IR)	$1
BN	Kyler Murray	$1
BN	Rashid Shaheed	$1
BN	Khalil Shakir	$1
BN	Zach Charbonnet (PUP)	$1
BN	Kenyon Sadiq	$1

WEEK 6 · LIVE

Big Mac Sauce 128.2 (proj 140.56) vs Catch the Taste 74.94 (proj 84.64)

Monday night. Kittle still out, proj 12.36. The win is already in: their proj finish is 84.64. Through Week 5 he is 1-4, 11th, L-3.

LEADING 128.20–74.94. Chase is on bye. Allen+Taylor 38.40. Pitts+Tucker 44.70. Cousins 19.52 sat behind Allen 18.30.

QB	Josh Allen	18.30	$42. Final. Cousins, on the bench, had 19.52.
RB	Jonathan Taylor	20.10	$69. Final. Half the invoice. Still not the story.
RB	Dameon Pierce	13.00	Final. The current RB2. Rodriguez had 5.50 on the bench.
WR	Khalil Shakir	11.40	Final. The WR1, because Chase is on bye.
WR	Devaughn Vele	5.70	Final. The other $1 wideout.
TE	George Kittle	—	Mon 8:15 pm vs Was. Proj 12.36. The win does not need him.
FLEX	Kyle Pitts Sr.	20.50	$1. Final. Outscored Allen.
FLEX	Tre Tucker	24.20	$1. Final. Outscored Taylor.
K	Spencer Shrader	9.00	Final. Myers is gone.
DEF	Patriots	6.00	Final.
BN	Ja'Marr Chase	Bye	$72. The name is off. The team is winning.
BN	Kirk Cousins	19.52	Final. Sat. Beat the $42 quarterback.

Bench: Kirk Cousins 19.52 · His bench. Beat the $42 quarterback, who scored 18.30.

GROUP CHAT CHIRPS

He is 1-4, 11th. Chase is on bye. The $1s are the offense. Copy one.

01
Rob is 1–4, 11th, on a three-game skid. Week 3 he lost to JJ by 1.50. Week 5 Doug hung 151.18 on him. The $183 receipt is in 11th.
02
Ja'Marr Chase is on bye. The $72 receiver is on the bench because Cincinnati is off, and this is the week Big Mac Sauce is blowing someone out.
03
The $183 this week is Allen 18.30 and Taylor 20.10. That is 38.40. Chase added nothing. The invoice took the week off and the score still went up.
04
Kyle Pitts scored 20.50. Tre Tucker scored 24.20. Together that is 44.70, more than Allen and Taylor combined. The $1 flexes are the offense.
05
Kirk Cousins scored 19.52 on the bench. Josh Allen, the $42 quarterback, scored 18.30. He sat the higher number behind the receipt.
06
Dameon Pierce scored 13.00 at running back. Chris Rodriguez Jr., the original $1 RB2, scored 5.50 on the bench. Taylor had 20.10 and still was not the story.
07
He leads Catch the Taste 128.20–74.94, proj finish 140.56–84.64. Kittle is Monday night. Their whole remaining projection is 84.64. The win is already in, and Chase did not play.
08
Last week Doug Baldwang scored 151.18 against him. This week the clearance aisle is the offense. Same team. The $72 name is just off.
09
Rob is 1–4, 11th, on a three-game skid, and his best week is the week Ja'Marr Chase does not play. He is up 128.20–74.94 on Catch the Taste. Allen and Taylor scored 38.40. Pitts and Tucker scored 44.70. He sat Kirk Cousins at 19.52 behind a $42 Allen who scored 18.30.

BLOTTER

DRAFT	Sep 3	$183 / $17. WR2 Sutton. Flex on IR.
W1	Sep 16	FINAL. LOST 81.76–109.06. Last place. Walker 32.60. Sutton 2.10. Chase 2.20. Sadiq 9.90 BN. Then $13 FAAB on Singletary + Vele. Week 2 vs Giselle.
W2	Sep 22	FINAL. WON 141.12–133.88. 8th, 1-1. Allen 40.82, Taylor 27.20, Chase 23.00. Sutton 4.00. Tucker 20.40 BN. Week 3 vs JJ. Starts Tucker over Sutton.
W3	Sep 29	FINAL. LOST 100.46–101.96 to JJ. By 1.50. The skid starts.
W4	Oct 6	FINAL. LOST 113.22–124.72 to Hareem. L-2.
W5	Oct 13	FINAL. LOST 104.00–151.18 to Doug. Doug hung 151 on the invoice. 1-4, 11th, L-3.
W6	Oct 19	LIVE. LEADING 128.20–74.94 vs Catch the Taste. Chase bye. Allen 18.30, Taylor 20.10. Pitts 20.50, Tucker 24.20. Cousins 19.52 BN. Kittle Monday. Win already in.

$1 YARD

Courtland Sutton (DEN)	OK
Chris Rodriguez Jr. (JAX)	OK
Kyle Pitts Sr. (ATL)	OK
Tre Tucker (LV)	OK
Jason Myers (SEA)	OK
Cowboys	OK
Isiah Pacheco (DET, IR)	IR
Kyler Murray	OK
Rashid Shaheed	OK
Khalil Shakir	OK
Zach Charbonnet (PUP)	PUP
Kenyon Sadiq	OK

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